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Watch the gonads !!!!
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Watch the gonads !!!!
I have heard several good remedies for recovering from a swift strike to the 'love spuds'.
Anyone got one that really works?????
Merlyn
Anyone got one that really works?????
Merlyn
Re: Watch the gonads !!!!
unfortunately when practicing kata sometimes tori gets a liitle overenthusiastic and poor uke gets a knock LOL.
I have found biting down and swallowing them again oftens gets them back in the general area they belong LOL
merlyn
I have found biting down and swallowing them again oftens gets them back in the general area they belong LOL
merlyn
Re: Watch the gonads !!!!
i usually find rolling round on the floor screeming and rything in pain helps with the pychological side of it .
on the other hand i have often wanted to try that method ( some form of kiung fu)
the one were they stand kicking each other in the nuts , buy hey i already have a girlfreind so i dont ned someone else to keep kicking me in the nut's :-)
mind over matter !!!!!!!
often whilst watching these domonstrations i sit , pondering , how the chuff did
someone find they could do this :-)
where they all standing around at the monkery going on about how hammerd they got the night before , then one of them , "colin the monk" maybe turned to his chum and said "martin the monk" kick me in the nut's "i recon i can take it?!?!?!.
or mayb it's like that scene in fightclub when brad pitt turns and say's "hit me" to ed norton in the carpark .
ya never know
anyway i feel better know
cheers
matt
on the other hand i have often wanted to try that method ( some form of kiung fu)
the one were they stand kicking each other in the nuts , buy hey i already have a girlfreind so i dont ned someone else to keep kicking me in the nut's :-)
mind over matter !!!!!!!
often whilst watching these domonstrations i sit , pondering , how the chuff did
someone find they could do this :-)
where they all standing around at the monkery going on about how hammerd they got the night before , then one of them , "colin the monk" maybe turned to his chum and said "martin the monk" kick me in the nut's "i recon i can take it?!?!?!.
or mayb it's like that scene in fightclub when brad pitt turns and say's "hit me" to ed norton in the carpark .
ya never know
anyway i feel better know
cheers
matt
Re: Watch the gonads !!!!
ROFL ahh that brought tears to my eyes(even withoutt eh kick to the 'lovespuds') LOL
merlyn
merlyn
Re: Watch the gonads !!!!
The revival I use is to sit the person down. Lift their leg up to 45 degrees whilst keeping the whole leg straight and strike hard on the heel a couple of times. (repeat on the other side) then with them still sitting down. lift them up under the arms and drop them onto their ass a couple of times
Works wonders smile.gif
KK
Works wonders smile.gif
KK
Re: Watch the gonads !!!!
he best technique I've found, and it works almost immediately, is lock your knees and jump up, landing, with your knees still locked, hard on your heels. Repeat this somewhat strange looking performance a few times and your testicular fortitude will return.
May look strange, and feel even stranger, but it works surprisingly well from my experience.
- Mortron
May look strange, and feel even stranger, but it works surprisingly well from my experience.
- Mortron
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