Can Slapping and other party games

Try this, get a can of beer, drink it then see how flat you can slap the can - one strike only and it must be a slap - not a hammer-fist.
Next game, kneel on the floor with your knees about 1 shoulder width apart - no more!
Hold a cork in one hand, put the elbow of that hand against you knee and place the cork on the floor, put both hands behind your back and bend over and pick the cork up with your teeth.
THINGS I DISCOVERED AT MY 60th PARTY AT THE DOJO
Don't try slapping the can against your head - even more so if drunk - the round bruise lasts for days.
Don't play the cork game with a hernia.
Don't attempt to still open your beer bottle with your teeth,likewise crushing hazelnuts with them - you're too old.
Don't try to hold a coconut nut in one hand and smash it with the other or use your head certainly not when bruised with can.
Don't try to smash a re-breakable board with straight fingers, one of the begginer ones yes and black belt one, NO. It means you type with your left hand for days.
Don't wrestle a young female black belt just because she draws on your head with a white board marker pen - certainly when drunk and dizzy from can slapping and head and then she head butts the bruise/s, also hernias are not fun when she slaps them and then proceeds to beat you up.

i`ll have ago next time sounds fun

sounds like a cracking party mate .
we used to have pain nights .
at one we got a electric muscle toner , the shite ones with the pads.
then supercharge it to 72v
they are 12v
then stick the pads over your body then wack it up and let it go.
it's amazing what noises come out of your mouth.

cheers
matt

I've got one of those - have to try it on the brain dead ones, of which I have several, one in particular is very strange.
I partnered him up with a female prison officer one night (we have a prison nearby) and all we heard all night was "Jamie get of me tits," then a pause then a huge WHACK as she slapped him.
Yep, definitely, Jamie's the one.

we converted a 72v charger and used it as the power supply , lasted for a few weeks , great fun lol.

cheers
matt

I prefer 'Spooning'

Start the discussion off with a talk about how the body generates power through movement.

You kneel and have a student stand behind you with a spoon in his mouth. Tell him to strike you with the spoon using his body only. When he hits you, roll on the floor claiming how powerful the strike was.

Get the student to kneel, but see you put the spoon in your mouth. Stand behind him, remove teh spoon and with all your strength smack him across the head witht he spoon, quickly reinserting it into your mouth.

Let him look around in wonder !!!

Plan this out carefully and you can hide ladles, large cooking spoons on your person to use as 'weapons' :-)

TRry and tell people not to laugh to much as it gives teh game away :-)