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Post by jediwarrior on Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:07 pm

This is funny...... not saying anything just thought you'd find it amusing. SING IT GIRLS!!! + boys!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, thatI grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in thoseJeans!

Go on now - go!,
Walk out the door,Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!I will survive!
I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive!
I will survive! Hey! Hey!

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